(via ridinghi)

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via ridinghi)

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

(via dean-ilostmyshoe)

oki-doki-loki:

WE HAD OUR WHOLE SCIENCE CLASS TALK ABOUT GENETIC MUTATIONS AND WHAT MAKES A SUPER HERO.. THEN JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW LOKI AND THOR ARE GODS NOT REALLY FROM GENETICS AND SUCH AND HOW BATMAN AND IRON MAN ARE JUST RICH…. THEN I RAISED MY HAND LIKE “HAWK EYE AND BLACK WIDOW ARE NOT GENETICALLY MUTATED, RICH OR FROM SPACE!” i blew everyone’s mind <3

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

death-by-lulz:

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?

(Source: stay-together-always)

egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

dracze:

jerk-bending:

megg33k:

laceyandthegreatpumpkin:

alfredknot:

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

Reblog every time

I love this so fucking much

I’m not even in this fandom

I made a tumblr to reblog this gif.  Life complete.

ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE SWAG

(Source: cursedcrossofthedragon, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

(via theshortend)

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

(Source: weheartit.com, via seeing-in-color-film-negative)

(Source: gifmovie, via skinnedkneesnotbrokenhearts)